nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via loki-is-the-sex)



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i just wanna be skinny 😞

bewbin:

guess who has two thumbs and got his license? cant point to myself and say this guy because you always gotta keep your hands on the wheel. that’s a tip for you newbies out there 

(via bm---vagabond)

nichvlas:

lets just lay in our underwear and make out for hours

(via afacelikeheaven)

sarcastic-inner-monolouge:

Anatomy of a Fall Out Boy song

- whoaa ohhhhhh ohhh whoaa
- metaphors
- Patrick making no sense
- Pete reciting poetry or something
- more metaphors
- the name of an American city
- really nice high note
- the lyric of another song they wrote
- Brendon Urie cameo

(via softgrungepubes)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via softgrungepubes)

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

(Source: elijahfanblog, via softgrungepubes)

nicevagina:

don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex

(via quakebeats)

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

(via blessedwithacarlile)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via wontyoustickaround)

eightails:

Sometimes u just need some good sex 

(via quakebeats)

geekyartchick:

leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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(via michaelsjones)



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bm—-vagabond:

drunkroosters:

they got a new baby to replace the old one!


Is… Is that facial hair? ON MICHAEL?

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via walkthelonelyroad)

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