If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
When she says “make me”, the only acceptable response is to kiss her as hard as you can
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
This is inspirational.
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden
This is one of the most hurtful things friends do
Ah you’re watching achievement hunter? I love them. The way they just [clenches fist] suck at those fricking games
I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them